| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1422 | Imp Ale | 15 |
| #451 | Jack-in-the-box | 13 |
| #732 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 8 |
| #841 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #791 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #682 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #667 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #676 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #740 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #53 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #299 | agua de vida | 3 |
| #190 | airblaster gun | 1 |
| #521 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #122 | artisanal limoncello | 6 |
| #802 | bag of airline peanuts | 33 |
| #1138 | barrrnacle | 8 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #437 | black candy heart | 16 |
| #487 | black-and-blue light | 69 |
| #663 | blue plasma ball | 19 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #967 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #1350 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #865 | bottle of vodka | 6 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #972 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3 |
| #1046 | boxed wine | 4 |
| #1336 | brick | 16 |
| #539 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #689 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #626 | cheap studded belt | 16 |
| #292 | cocoa egg | 43 |
| #1066 | cranberries | 3 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1479 | defective skull | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #403 | designer handbag | 7 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #932 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #1645 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1518 | fake fake vomit | 6 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #332 | flavored foot massage oil | 136 |
| #591 | foam dart | 23 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #260 | gr8ps | 18 |
| #241 | headhunter necktie | 2 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #916 | hot wing | 13 |
| #1381 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 9 |
| #1216 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1717 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1739 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #563 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #487 | mood ring | 10 |
| #162 | old school calculator watch | 5 |
| #652 | olive | 4 |
| #427 | personalized coffee mug | 131 |
| #830 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 22 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1961 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #263 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 22 |
| #291 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 19 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #281 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 167 |
| #131 | stress ball | 2 |
| #1830 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 15 |
| #2987 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #609 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 73 |
| #539 | stuffed Meat | 88 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2764 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #1802 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #4484 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #701 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 9 |
| #595 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 76 |
| #448 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 95 |
| #555 | stuffed hand turkey | 80 |
| #348 | stuffed key | 161 |
| #3197 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #514 | stuffed mink | 94 |
| #401 | stuffed monocle | 113 |
| #2708 | stuffed scary death orb | 18 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2373 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #634 | stuffed snowy owl | 70 |
| #2560 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #591 | stuffed teddy butler | 82 |
| #428 | stuffed tin of caviar | 106 |
| #408 | stuffed treasure chest | 142 |
| #3755 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #400 | t8r tots | 11 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #984 | twinkly wad | 3 |
| #647 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #1751 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1129 | wind-up chattering teeth | 18 |
| #1210 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #1695 | yellow snowcone | 4 |