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| #29 | El Vibrato Megadrone | 1 |
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| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #162 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 581 |
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| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #209 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 79 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1172 | Yummy Tummy bean | 128 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #221 | awful poetry journal | 765 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #171 | blue striped oyster egg | 22 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #166 | chaos butterfly | 1,857 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
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| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #256 | dark potion | 62 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
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| #228 | disturbing fanfic | 860 |
| #344 | dry noodles | 324 |
| #589 | duct tape | 53 |
| #239 | effervescent potion | 69 |
| #423 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 90 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #159 | furry fur | 1,012 |
| #182 | giant needle | 410 |
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| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #232 | heavy D | 505 |
| #123 | herb brownies | 333 |
| #119 | ice-cold six-pack | 148 |
| #325 | little paper umbrella | 219 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #228 | original G | 511 |
| #181 | plot hole | 1,200 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #181 | probability potion | 545 |
| #179 | procrastination potion | 578 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #446 | radium-flavored potato chips | 94 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1920 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
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| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
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| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
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| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #278 | spices | 106 |
| #477 | spooky mushroom | 106 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #93 | stone frisbee | 116 |
| #653 | strawberry | 8 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
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| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #4578 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #317 | super-spiky hair gel | 258 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #215 | thin black candle | 1,294 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #421 | tiny house | 441 |
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| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
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| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
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| #42 | tropical orchid | 151 |
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| #416 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 89 |