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| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #162 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 581 |
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| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #209 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 79 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1173 | Yummy Tummy bean | 128 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #222 | awful poetry journal | 765 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #171 | blue striped oyster egg | 22 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
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| #166 | chaos butterfly | 1,857 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
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| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
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| #228 | disturbing fanfic | 860 |
| #330 | dry noodles | 324 |
| #590 | duct tape | 53 |
| #239 | effervescent potion | 69 |
| #422 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 90 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #159 | furry fur | 1,012 |
| #182 | giant needle | 410 |
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| #232 | heavy D | 505 |
| #123 | herb brownies | 333 |
| #119 | ice-cold six-pack | 148 |
| #321 | little paper umbrella | 219 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #228 | original G | 511 |
| #181 | plot hole | 1,200 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #181 | probability potion | 545 |
| #180 | procrastination potion | 578 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #445 | radium-flavored potato chips | 94 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
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| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
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| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
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| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #278 | spices | 106 |
| #478 | spooky mushroom | 106 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #93 | stone frisbee | 116 |
| #651 | strawberry | 8 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
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| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3233 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #317 | super-spiky hair gel | 258 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #215 | thin black candle | 1,294 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #420 | tiny house | 441 |
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| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
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| #42 | tropical orchid | 151 |
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