| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #176 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 3 |
| #96 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 4 |
| #126 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 3 |
| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #182 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 5 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 2 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #88 | blue glowstick | 16 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #493 | delicious salad | 100 |
| #312 | dense meat stack | 939 |
| #1334 | duct tape | 11 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #684 | filthy lucre | 53 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1663 | killing feather | 28 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #407 | marshmallow | 40 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1776 | rogue swarmer | 33 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1751 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |