| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #428 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 11 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #297 | Gnollish pie tin | 11 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #636 | Mountain Stream soda | 11 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #492 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #700 | black pixel | 11 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #976 | blue pixel | 11 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #743 | cranberries | 11 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #824 | dry noodles | 11 |
| #1730 | duct tape | 5 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #531 | eye of newt | 11 |
| #997 | filthy lucre | 27 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #485 | glass of goat's milk | 11 |
| #464 | goat cheese pizza | 11 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #330 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #844 | lemon | 11 |
| #300 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 11 |
| #972 | plot hole | 11 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #594 | razor-sharp can lid | 11 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #954 | scroll of drastic healing | 11 |
| #596 | smart skull | 11 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1173 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4029 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4901 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #998 | super-spiky hair gel | 11 |
| #1355 | tiny house | 11 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2773 | toast | 11 |
| #1221 | towel | 4 |
| #723 | water pipe bomb | 11 |
| #727 | white pixel | 11 |