| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #426 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 11 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #298 | Gnollish pie tin | 11 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #638 | Mountain Stream soda | 11 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #491 | bag of Cheat-Os | 11 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #701 | black pixel | 11 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #975 | blue pixel | 11 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1017 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #742 | cranberries | 11 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #816 | dry noodles | 11 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #531 | eye of newt | 11 |
| #997 | filthy lucre | 27 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #485 | glass of goat's milk | 11 |
| #464 | goat cheese pizza | 11 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #329 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #847 | lemon | 11 |
| #299 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 11 |
| #973 | plot hole | 11 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #591 | razor-sharp can lid | 11 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #955 | scroll of drastic healing | 11 |
| #595 | smart skull | 11 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #999 | super-spiky hair gel | 11 |
| #1356 | tiny house | 11 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2767 | toast | 11 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #724 | water pipe bomb | 11 |
| #723 | white pixel | 11 |