| #1265 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #413 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #265 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #321 | bread line | 3 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #106 | hemp candy necklace | 6 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1561 | herringcello | 10 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #297 | nanite-infested candy cane | 54 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #355 | red ale | 2 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |