| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #497 | Knob Goblin love potion | 15 |
| #441 | Knob Goblin steroids | 15 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #648 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 17 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #627 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #863 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #841 | blue plasma ball | 3 |
| #752 | blue snowcone | 2 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #2221 | box of sunshine | 55 |
| #1271 | buckyball | 2 |
| #802 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #327 | divine can of silly string | 22 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #141 | fishy fish | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #767 | foam dart | 3 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #640 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #742 | green snowcone | 2 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #1392 | killing feather | 34 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #620 | lavender candy heart | 13 |
| #390 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 77 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #997 | monomolecular yo-yo | 23 |
| #643 | mood ring | 3 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #562 | nanofiber cloth | 9 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #688 | orange candy heart | 13 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #767 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #917 | robotronic egg | 30 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #956 | sawblade fragment | 50 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #777 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 2 |
| #1670 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #1007 | teddy borg | 6 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #890 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #563 | yellow candy heart | 38 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |