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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #2076 | box of sunshine | 63 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1642 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #126 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 191 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1469 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1363 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| 🥉 | razor-sharp can lid | 28,728 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #931 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 29 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #976 | stuffed scary death orb | 51 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3643 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 72 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 70 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #26 | yellow candygram | 171 |
| #1945 | yellow snowcone | 2 |