| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1700 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #101 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 13 |
| #437 | Crimbo pie | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #126 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 9 |
| #257 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #309 | LED block | 4 |
| #297 | Schrödinger's thermos | 86 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #396 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #281 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #242 | antique record album | 11 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1062 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3028 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #175 | boxing glove | 2 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1177 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1860 | candy cane | 14 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2313 | golden ring | 21 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1622 | herringcello | 9 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2226 | killing feather | 10 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #1036 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #1415 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #421 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #647 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2248 | sawblade fragment | 15 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #277 | spaghetti cult mask | 3 |
| #148 | spice melange | 1 |
| #338 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #2561 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #3201 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4146 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2772 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2474 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #198 | super salad | 1 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2386 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2534 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |