| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #100 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 13 |
| #434 | Crimbo pie | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #125 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 9 |
| #256 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 3 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #308 | LED block | 4 |
| #297 | Schrödinger's thermos | 86 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #241 | antique record album | 11 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1060 | battered Crimbo Crate | 5 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #176 | boxing glove | 2 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1727 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2315 | golden ring | 21 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1619 | herringcello | 9 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #1300 | kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #1038 | nanite-infested candy cane | 10 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #420 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 11 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2248 | sawblade fragment | 15 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #275 | spaghetti cult mask | 3 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #2547 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4891 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #199 | super salad | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2387 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |