| #302 | ASCII shirt | 6 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #249 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 4 |
| #247 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #416 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 4 |
| #205 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 4 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #436 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 12 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #194 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 5 |
| #614 | Schrödinger's thermos | 14 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #196 | The Art of Slapfighting | 5 |
| #177 | Uncle Romulus | 7 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #467 | bottle of Blank-Out | 17 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #434 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1128 | candied yams | 7 |
| #1216 | candy cane | 27 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #273 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #762 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2164 | golden ring | 31 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #638 | herringcello | 26 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #2020 | killing feather | 19 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #435 | nanite-infested candy cane | 33 |
| #298 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #401 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 11 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #350 | paperclip | 130 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #294 | penguin focaccia bread | 37 |
| #777 | penguin skin | 20 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #756 | pocketwatch on a chain | 4 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #404 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #212 | shimmering rainbow sand | 2 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #329 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #250 | star key lime pie | 2 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1239 | unstable laser battery | 41 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2068 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #298 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 4 |
| #534 | wooden stakes | 3 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |