| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1054 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 11 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #458 | disco ball | 72 |
| #467 | disco mask | 63 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #710 | helmet turtle | 41 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #426 | mariachi pants | 36 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #579 | pasta spoon | 33 |
| #212 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 4 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #574 | ravioli hat | 32 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #618 | saucepan | 55 |
| #354 | seal tooth | 38 |
| #590 | seal-clubbing club | 40 |
| #666 | stolen accordion | 41 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1013 | turtle totem | 16 |