| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #701 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 166 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | baggie of powdered sugar | 243 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #817 | hobo nickel | 116 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |