| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #520 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #201 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 14 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | bottle of black cat tonic | 4,882 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #276 | kick-ass kicks | 7 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #389 | tap shoes | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |