| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #262 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,337 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #27 | Fudgie Roll | 20 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #208 | Swizzler | 27 |
| #123 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 148 |
| #418 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #5 | archaeologing shovel | 12 |
| #90 | banana | 100 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #232 | beefy fish meat | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #917 | blue striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1067 | box of sunshine | 219 |
| #1132 | brine | 5 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #390 | dill | 100 |
| #114 | dragonfish caviar | 1 |
| #87 | eel sauce | 1 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #726 | fudgecule | 475 |
| #157 | ghost cucumber | 250 |
| #45 | ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #77 | ghostly pickling solution | 2 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #235 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #509 | marshmallow | 19 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #523 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #672 | red paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #105 | roasted marshmallow | 320 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #967 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #135 | sea avocado | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #697 | sleeping stocking | 2 |
| #234 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #48 | sneaky wrapping paper | 35 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #109 | vinegar | 300 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #662 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #311 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |