| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #984 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #234 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 41 |
| #98 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 133 |
| #273 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 37 |
| #132 | Knob pasty | 4 |
| #228 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 45 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1238 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1526 | brick | 11 |
| #364 | can of spinach | 6 |
| #977 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #948 | defective skull | 13 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #678 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1251 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1350 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1129 | fake hand | 11 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1067 | jazz soap | 16 |
| #1067 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #1114 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #968 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #1289 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 10 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1058 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4311 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4332 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4923 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #178 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #740 | toast | 1,029 |
| #1192 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #1235 | yellow snowcone | 15 |