| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #986 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| #234 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 41 |
| #98 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 133 |
| #273 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 37 |
| #132 | Knob pasty | 4 |
| #228 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 45 |
| #545 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1239 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #364 | can of spinach | 6 |
| #978 | clown hammer | 20 |
| #949 | defective skull | 13 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #582 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #678 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1252 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #1351 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1130 | fake hand | 11 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1068 | jazz soap | 16 |
| #1068 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #1115 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 15 |
| #969 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 15 |
| #1290 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 10 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2145 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1059 | rubber emo roe | 20 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #3997 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #177 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 4 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #740 | toast | 1,029 |
| #1193 | whoopie cushion | 14 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #1237 | yellow snowcone | 15 |