| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #853 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1172 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |