| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #855 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1857 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |