| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #151 | CSA all-purpose soap | 2 |
| #179 | CSA bravery badge | 1 |
| #212 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 2 |
| #225 | CSA discount card | 1 |
| #283 | CSA fire-starting kit | 29 |
| #194 | CSA obedience grenade | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #167 | Camp Scout pup tent | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #107 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 12 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #212 | bag of GORF | 1 |
| #199 | bag of GORP | 2 |
| #222 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #728 | disassembled clover | 41 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #733 | filthy lucre | 48 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2168 | killing feather | 12 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #577 | old sweatpants | 114 |
| #1756 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #1721 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1365 | robotronic egg | 12 |
| #2294 | sawblade fragment | 12 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2470 | unstable laser battery | 12 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #219 | water purification pills | 1 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |