| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #38 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 34 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #670 | CRIMBCO scrip | 200 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #311 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 11 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin killscroll | 102 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #52 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 22 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #54 | around the world | 98 |
| #7 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1,618 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #190 | black spot | 4 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #110 | bottle of pirate juice | 7 |
| #109 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 9 |
| #262 | box of sunshine | 1,629 |
| #320 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 35 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #7 | delectable fire ant | 969 |
| #4 | delicious shimmering moth | 5,536 |
| #14 | delicious stinkbug | 664 |
| #188 | deluxe fax machine | 2 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #5 | disintegrating spiky collar | 666 |
| #45 | dollhive | 172 |
| #6 | empty agua de vida bottle | 8,313 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #768 | floaty sand | 5 |
| 🥉 | flytrap bezoar | 26 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #4 | glimmering roc feather | 200 |
| #88 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #81 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 3 |
| #1852 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #183 | hobo nickel | 1,607 |
| #22 | house of twigs and spit | 2 |
| #7 | interesting-looking twig | 2,845 |
| #364 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #7 | plump juicy grub | 5,624 |
| #167 | portable photocopier | 40 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #101 | roll of Hob-Os | 15 |
| #13 | scrumptious ice ant | 421 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #11 | spice melange | 37 |
| 🥇 | spices | 567,873 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #109 | strange shiny disc | 50 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥉 | sugar cherry | 2,855 |
| #21 | sweet tooth | 1 |
| #9 | tasty louse | 892 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #7 | yummy death watch beetle | 866 |