| #106 | Boris's key lime pie | 11 |
| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #594 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 3 |
| #561 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 33 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 420 |
| #149 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 11 |
| #122 | Rock Pops | 420 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #10 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 3 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #129 | Valentine | 420 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #475 | Yummy Tummy bean | 420 |
| #4 | anticheese | 14,497 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #52 | bat wing | 420 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #78 | brine | 169 |
| #49 | briny vinegar | 8 |
| #153 | broken cellular phone | 40 |
| #490 | can of Red Minotaur | 7 |
| #202 | candy cane | 191 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #39 | cherry | 517 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #318 | delicious salad | 189 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #42 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 420 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #78 | fruitcake | 281 |
| #79 | ghost cucumber | 404 |
| #93 | green beer | 166 |
| #26 | jumbo olive | 348 |
| #5 | kiwi | 3,079 |
| #1266 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #64 | maple syrup | 211 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #913 | pixellated candy heart | 10 |
| #34 | poutine | 953 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #645 | spectral pickle | 12 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #37 | stone of eXtreme power | 420 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #112 | vinegar | 295 |
| #34 | white Canadian | 142 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |