| #860 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #43 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #59 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #18 | Source terminal | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #303 | club necklace | 20 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #219 | diamond necklace | 23 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #409 | heart necklace | 16 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #203 | hobo nickel | 1,440 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #257 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 23 |
| #135 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 36 |
| #243 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 24 |
| #261 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 22 |
| #155 | seal-brain elixir | 6 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #127 | sealhide seal doll | 12 |
| #155 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #252 | spade necklace | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #4 | stinky cheese diaper | 1 |
| #358 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 102 |
| #351 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 102 |
| #388 | stuffed angry cow | 100 |
| #306 | stuffed astral badger | 118 |
| #267 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 135 |
| #302 | stuffed cocoabo | 111 |
| #321 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 117 |
| #312 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 119 |
| #324 | stuffed hand turkey | 111 |
| #457 | stuffed mind flayer | 92 |
| #272 | stuffed scary death orb | 125 |
| #282 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 125 |
| #218 | stuffed snowy owl | 142 |
| #374 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 105 |
| #289 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 116 |
| #371 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 101 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |