| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1795 | Imp Ale | 2 |
| #1249 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #1217 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1242 | ice-cold Willer | 7 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #27 | jawbruiser | 60 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #405 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #126 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #127 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #101 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |