| #20 | Boris's Helm | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #19 | D roll | 448 |
| #21 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 150 |
| #14 | Friendliness Beverage | 458 |
| #17 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 163 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #139 | New Zealand iced tea | 90 |
| #16 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 169 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #61 | alien drugs | 55 |
| #223 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #46 | box of bear arms | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #23 | droll monocle | 42 |
| #97 | future drug: Coolscaline | 19 |
| #112 | future drug: Muscularactum | 14 |
| #115 | future drug: Smartinex | 13 |
| #13 | government | 38 |
| #98 | government cheese | 39 |
| #83 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #113 | kiwi beak | 11 |
| #52 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 28 |
| #110 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #55 | pair of government shades | 12 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #41 | silent pea shooter | 32 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #10 | space bar | 5 |
| #112 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #7 | space heater | 5 |
| #11 | space invader | 5 |
| #59 | space junk | 100 |
| #8 | space needle | 5 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #1459 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 24 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1410 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1168 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4313 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed martini | 13 |
| #4274 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1575 | stuffed mink | 21 |
| #1720 | stuffed monocle | 18 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1716 | stuffed teddy butler | 18 |
| #1586 | stuffed tin of caviar | 21 |
| #2528 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #10 | the funk | 330 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |