| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2035 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2264 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #240 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 19 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2197 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #2071 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #892 | scrumptious reagent | 6 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1054 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #444 | worthless gewgaw | 9 |
| #437 | worthless knick-knack | 12 |
| #480 | worthless trinket | 5 |