| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #940 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #1666 | Angry Farmer candy | 6 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1423 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1839 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #709 | bag of Cheat-Os | 4 |
| #1239 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #311 | black plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #563 | blue paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| #264 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 7 |
| #1209 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #995 | defective skull | 11 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #752 | encoder ring | 11 |
| #237 | escargotsicle | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1195 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1289 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1130 | fake hand | 11 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #186 | jar of swamp gas | 369 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1247 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1227 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1079 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1237 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1986 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #1291 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #379 | tin magnolia | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #503 | tropical orchid | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1284 | whoopie cushion | 11 |
| #1303 | wind-up chattering teeth | 11 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1402 | yellow snowcone | 10 |