| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #82 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 46 |
| 🥇 | Time Juice | 16 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #306 | aspirin | 3 |
| #207 | blood flower | 51 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #229 | bottle of goofballs | 98 |
| #1995 | box of sunshine | 68 |
| #176 | brine | 95 |
| #740 | can of Binarrrca | 11 |
| #113 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #9 | comfy blanket | 2 |
| #71 | dill | 336 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1735 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #26 | empty blowgun | 111 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #171 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #84 | ghost cucumber | 379 |
| #22 | loaded serum blowgun | 111 |
| #15 | lovecat tail | 247 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #52 | plastic passion fruit | 50 |
| 🥈 | questionable taco | 111 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1203 | spectral pickle | 2 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #76 | vinegar | 375 |
| #59 | zombie pineal gland | 50 |