| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #87 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| 🥉 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 19 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #30 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 5 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #208 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #136 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 16 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #54 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 24 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #129 | antique pair of blue jeans | 7 |
| #691 | battered Crimbo Crate | 12 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #3883 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #847 | brine | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1064 | canteen of wine | 14 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #91 | choco-Crimbot | 29 |
| #303 | chocolate filthy lucre | 13 |
| #227 | cursed black pearl onion | 7 |
| #320 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 3 |
| #273 | cursed cannonball | 3 |
| #313 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 3 |
| #303 | cursed voodoo skull | 3 |
| #665 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #767 | dill | 43 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #737 | dusty Crimbo crate | 12 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #311 | floaty sand | 54 |
| #282 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #880 | ghost cucumber | 42 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #22 | iGoogly | 895 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1829 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2570 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #188 | live lobster | 3 |
| #54 | miniature antlers | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #39 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #28 | nanofiber cloth | 231 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #15 | synthetic stuffing | 890 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #22 | theoretical string | 884 |
| #214 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 5 |
| #1698 | unstable DNA | 11 |
| #813 | vinegar | 37 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #2055 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |