| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 20 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #279 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #37 | disco ball | 2,637 |
| #397 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 34 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #833 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 4 |
| #840 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 3 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #59 | fine wine | 500 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #191 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |