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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #340 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #285 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 10 |
| #112 | Elfin shortbread | 10 |
| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #165 | Mad Train wine | 651 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #15 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1,500 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #530 | Rock Pops | 100 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #281 | a little sump'm sump'm | 10 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #681 | casino pass | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #227 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 48 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #282 | cranberries | 100 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #345 | delicious noodles | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #254 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1015 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #923 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 40 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #202 | lemon | 343 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #68 | menorette | 5 |
| #33 | monkey wrench | 175 |
| #141 | orange | 319 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #393 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #135 | rhesus monkey | 6 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #228 | shock collar | 4 |
| #140 | skeleton bone | 500 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1541 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |