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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #341 | Dolphin King's crown | 13 |
| #636 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 5 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #287 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 10 |
| #112 | Elfin shortbread | 10 |
| #141 | Ent cider | 100 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #168 | Mad Train wine | 651 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #16 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1,500 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #530 | Rock Pops | 100 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #281 | a little sump'm sump'm | 10 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #227 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 48 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #283 | cranberries | 100 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #346 | delicious noodles | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #255 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1018 | fat stacks of cash | 3 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #272 | goat | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #529 | heart-shaped balloon | 10 |
| #925 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 40 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1124 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #203 | lemon | 343 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #264 | magnifying glass | 2 |
| #68 | menorette | 5 |
| #33 | monkey wrench | 175 |
| #142 | orange | 319 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #394 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #135 | rhesus monkey | 6 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #228 | shock collar | 4 |
| #141 | skeleton bone | 500 |
| #541 | snake | 10 |
| #1381 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #547 | sparkler | 10 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1538 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |