| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #95 | CRIMBCO mug | 168 |
| #23 | CRIMBCO wine | 191 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbuck | 3,382 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Werewolf | 1 |
| #7 | Mer-kin darkbook | 16 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #188 | antique greaves | 55 |
| #209 | antique helmet | 49 |
| #236 | antique shield | 38 |
| #239 | antique spear | 39 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #465 | black spot | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #3701 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3832 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1639 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #431 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1755 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #201 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #165 | crusty hula hoop | 2 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #583 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #260 | elven limbos gingerbread | 52 |
| #269 | elven moonshine | 44 |
| #87 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #509 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #978 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #98 | lawn dart | 5 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #467 | patent leather shoes | 14 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2235 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #353 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #676 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |