BAHUMBUG

RankItemQuantity
#14272-ball1
#12425-meat staff1
#122333398 scroll1
#22448-ball1
#668Boris's ring2
#554Brimstone Chicken Sandwich9
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#394Cloaca-Cola helmet6
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#3598Crown of the Goblin King2
#455Disco Banjo1
#645Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir2
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#777Double Bacon Beelzeburger3
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#1422Imp Ale15
#570Jarlsberg's earring2
#731Jumbo Dr. Lucifer5
#694Knob Goblin firecracker12
#827Knob Goblin pants3
#731Knob Goblin scimitar5
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#632Knob Goblin spatula2
#589Knob Goblin superseltzer3
#717Knob Goblin tongs6
#686Lord of the Flies-sized fries5
#231M-24250
#1554Mad Train wine3
#1000Meleegraâ„¢ pills2
#832Mountain Stream soda4
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#422Regular Cloaca Cola1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#1478abominable snowcone1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#637ancient frozen dinner1
#877anticheese2
#730antique hand mirror1
#743antique helmet2
#905antique shield1
#607antique spear5
#1079asparagus knife1
#731astral mushroom7
#1234bar skin1
#2126barrrnacle1
#903bat wing2
#971batgut4
#82beach glass necklace10
#198begpwnia17
#1005big red clown nose1
#316blood-faced volleyball1
#963bloody clown pants1
#665bone rattle1
#1440bottle of rum2
#1218bottle of tequila2
#1261bottle of vodka1
#885box3
#5245box of sunshine6
#1191boxed wine2
#748briefcase1
#1268broken skull1
#864bubbly potion2
#108buffalo blade1
#823chef's hat3
#429chrome staff1
#1565chunk of depleted Grimacite3
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#54clockwork rings1
#40clockwork rod1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#869cloudy potion2
#797clown shoes1
#3274club necklace1
#798coconut shell12
#486concentrated magicalness pill2
#569cornuthaum4
#246cottage1
#1242cranberries1
#811dark potion3
#3285diamond necklace1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#632disassembled clover60
#1430disco ball4
#1416disco mask3
#1852disturbing fanfic1
#1979drywall axe1
#554dungeoneer's dungarees1
#865effervescent potion2
#442enchanted barbell2
#290extra-strength strongness elixir4
#1021fat stacks of cash3
#773filthy knitted dread sack2
#658fine wine3
#855fizzy potion2
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#825frilly skirt1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#882ghuol ears2
#1350ghuol egg1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#392grave robbing shovel2
#249half-orchid9
#1125handful of hand chalk3
#1594helmet turtle3
#306hovering sombrero1
#1642ice-cold Sir Schlitz2
#1368ice-cold Willer4
#1216ice-cold fotie2
#1204jar of swamp gas2
#632large box1
🥈laser cannon1
#2880laser-broiled pear3
#1000lavender candy heart2
#1124lead necklace2
#896leather mask1
#492left half of a heart necklace1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#288lesser grodulated violet7
#767lihc eye5
#904lihc face1
#1208lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#961little paper umbrella8
#832long skinny balloon2
#952loose teeth14
#1977lucky rabbit's foot1
#683magicalness-in-a-can1
#676maiden wig1
#382maple leaf1
#480margarita1
#910mariachi pants6
#665martini1
#132meatspout staff1
#840milky potion2
#794mind flayer corpse2
#120miniature coffin1
#409monkey wrench2
#963moxie weed1
#910murky potion1
#3074nanite-infested candy cane2
#845nanite-infested eggnog6
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1229orange candy heart1
#1298pasta spoon3
#1026penguin skin5
#100pentacorn hat1
#610perforated battle paddle1
#1234pickle-flavored chewing gum1
#597pile of dusty animal bones3
#410pink pony3
#727pirate pelvis1
#323plain brown wrapper1
🥈plexifoam chin strap1
#234polka-dot bow tie2
#1184pool cue1
#2213porquoise1
#1168potato sprout1
#448poultrygeist1
#263pregnant mushroom1
#1811pretty flower2
#564prosthetic forehead2
#658purple snowcone5
#1136ravioli hat5
#962razor-sharp can lid1
#515redrum1
#309rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1122ridiculously huge sword1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#2195rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1004ruby W1
#647rum and cola1
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#1269saucepan7
#693seal tooth9
#1147seal-clubbing club7
#1056seal-skull helmet1
#2957shiny ring1
#521shot of grapefruit schnapps3
#608shot of tomato schnapps2
🥈silicon-infused gluteal shield1
#1413skeleton bone1
#810skeleton key2
#167skeleton key ring5
#589small box1
#1014smart skull1
#853smoky potion2
#209snake50
#405soda water4
#1281soft green echo eyedrop antidote2
#478souvenir ski t-shirt1
#218sparkler50
#625spices16
#822spiked femur1
#1494spooky mushroom2
#682spork1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#330star crossbow2
#606star hat1
#288star shirt1
#309star staff1
#1502stolen accordion3
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#632strongness elixir2
#4507stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#6938stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#4836stuffed angry cow7
#4933stuffed astral badger7
#7028stuffed baby gravy fairy3
#6179stuffed cocoabo4
#5316stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#6333stuffed hand turkey4
#6293stuffed mind flayer4
#6376stuffed scary death orb4
#7840stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#6198stuffed snowy owl4
#7798stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#4924stuffed stinky gravy fairy7
#4594stuffed undead elbow macaroni8
#617suntan lotion of moxiousness2
#1225support cummerbund2
#927swirly potion1
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#616tassel1
#438tequila sunrise1
#286tin magnolia9
#1636tiny house2
#2145toast75
#899turtle totem23
#110union scalemail pants1
#301upsy daisy8
#890viking helmet2
#2317vitachoconutriment capsule5
#738vorpal blade2
#989wad of dough3
#358walrus-tusk earring3
#648whiskey and cola1
#315whiskey and soda2
#630whiskey sour1
#1104white lightning1
#814windchimes1
#321wine spritzer2

Wow, that's 970 items total!

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