| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #24 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 5 |
| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #88 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 8 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #33 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 28 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #249 | Mae West | 2 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| 🥇 | Nightstalker perfume | 790 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #54 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 2 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #203 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #7 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 5 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #159 | Travels with Jerry | 6 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #113 | baggie of powdered sugar | 289 |
| #21 | ballast turtle | 51 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #877 | bottle of rum | 19 |
| 🥇 | control crystal | 2 |
| #70 | d10 | 65 |
| #50 | d6 | 91 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #496 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 21 |
| #522 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 21 |
| #492 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 21 |
| #507 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 21 |
| #521 | dusty bottle of Port | 21 |
| #479 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 21 |
| #11 | hyperinflated seal lung | 70 |
| #233 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,006 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #88 | personalized birthday cake | 21 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 52 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #114 | rockin' wagon | 21 |
| #140 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 192 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #5 | tempura air | 50 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |