| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1570 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #605 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1204 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1577 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1127 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3122 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1007 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #119 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1730 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #260 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #1737 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #1103 | empty agua de vida bottle | 8 |
| #16 | flaming crutch | 2,796 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1457 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #273 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #2288 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #374 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #434 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1083 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1210 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #2071 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1064 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1745 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #102 | wad of cotton | 25 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1065 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |