| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #3121 | badass belt | 14 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #119 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 11 |
| #1727 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #258 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #1099 | empty agua de vida bottle | 8 |
| #16 | flaming crutch | 2,796 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #1212 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #372 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #102 | wad of cotton | 25 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |