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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #22 | Goodfella contract | 1,563 |
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| #1014 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
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| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
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| #1816 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
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| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
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| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #711 | demon skin | 4 |
| #541 | dirty hobo gloves | 23 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
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| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
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| #494 | green candy heart | 24 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #500 | lavender candy heart | 26 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
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| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
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| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #561 | orange candy heart | 28 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
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| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
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| #269 | roll of toilet paper | 378 |
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| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
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| #690 | stalk of asparagus | 3 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
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| #1407 | useless powder | 11 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #524 | white candy heart | 28 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1067 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #669 | yellow candy heart | 21 |