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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1776 | 8-ball | 3 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #22 | Goodfella contract | 1,563 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #713 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 3 |
| #791 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1012 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 3 |
| #664 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 3 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #1022 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 3 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #294 | balaclava | 2 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1215 | bottle of whiskey | 4 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #657 | bum cheek | 9 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #711 | demon skin | 4 |
| #541 | dirty hobo gloves | 23 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #806 | f3d0r4 | 2 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #325 | frozen Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #410 | fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #985 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #495 | green candy heart | 24 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #500 | lavender candy heart | 26 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #562 | orange candy heart | 28 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #87 | penguin shorts | 2 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #266 | roll of toilet paper | 378 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1098 | spooky mushroom | 15 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #690 | stalk of asparagus | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #770 | swashbuckling pants | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1541 | thin black candle | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1406 | useless powder | 11 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #525 | white candy heart | 28 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #671 | yellow candy heart | 21 |