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| #207 | Cold Hots candy | 47 |
| #461 | Daffy Taffy | 71 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #545 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 2 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #478 | Knob Goblin love potion | 17 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #762 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 67 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #455 | PADL Phone | 6 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #294 | Steal This Candy | 7 |
| #874 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 32 |
| #829 | Yummy Tummy bean | 213 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #677 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #654 | bilge wine | 4 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #339 | booty chest charrrm | 17 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #397 | boxed wine | 55 |
| #1326 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #323 | cannonball charrrm | 17 |
| #272 | centipede eggs | 11 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #350 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 14 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #194 | cursed black pearl onion | 9 |
| #284 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 4 |
| #216 | cursed bottle of rum | 8 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #244 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 5 |
| #154 | cursed piece of thirteen | 8 |
| #328 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #213 | cursed voodoo skull | 6 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #243 | fish-liver oil | 58 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1185 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #195 | handful of nuts and berries | 16 |
| #245 | handful of pine needles | 22 |
| #383 | handful of sand | 34 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #539 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #512 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | leotarrrd | 2 |
| #630 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1067 | little paper umbrella | 4 |
| #819 | marzipan skull | 7 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #518 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #711 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #485 | puce striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #487 | ram horns | 2 |
| #472 | ram stick | 2 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #152 | shimmering rainbow sand | 3 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #237 | silver tongue charrrm | 30 |
| #259 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 30 |
| #544 | solid gold pegleg | 3 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7015 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #578 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #264 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 55 |
| #357 | white lightning | 28 |
| #685 | white picket fence | 2 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #421 | yohohoyo | 3 |