| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #108 | around the world | 36 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #397 | disassembled clover | 168 |
| #1338 | duct tape | 11 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1049 | filthy lucre | 24 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #2934 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #166 | roasted marshmallow | 235 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #219 | twinkly wad | 1,325 |