| #1424 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1514 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #404 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1058 | box | 1 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #704 | brick | 50 |
| #221 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #776 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #725 | foam dart | 5 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #977 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4575 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4579 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1103 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 303 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 31 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #642 | unstable DNA | 82 |
| #325 | vampire collar | 5 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #881 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 8 |