| #1423 | Daffy Taffy | 10 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1513 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #406 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2625 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #5528 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #705 | brick | 50 |
| #222 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #823 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #777 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 13 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #726 | foam dart | 5 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #978 | radium-flavored potato chips | 5 |
| #610 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #3749 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #4263 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3986 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1104 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 8 |
| #412 | sweet ninja sword | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 303 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #196 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 31 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #642 | unstable DNA | 82 |
| #324 | vampire collar | 5 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #882 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 8 |