| #275 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #87 | BOOterfinger | 3 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #230 | Effermint™ tablets | 2 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #134 | Green Manalishi | 4 |
| #357 | M-242 | 20 |
| #199 | Milk Studs | 19 |
| #90 | Moonds | 2 |
| #377 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #225 | PEEZ dispenser | 23 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #648 | Senior Mints | 6 |
| #733 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 5 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #243 | Swizzler | 15 |
| #186 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #243 | bag of W&Ws | 15 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #64 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #538 | bottle of popskull | 2 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #223 | box of Dweebs | 20 |
| #43 | can of Brütalbräu | 2 |
| #209 | carton of rotten eggs | 5 |
| #77 | chocolate disco ball | 18 |
| #171 | compression stocking | 2 |
| #456 | cookie cookie | 2 |
| #217 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #315 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #131 | electric snakebite | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #204 | huge bowl of candy | 3 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #30 | jangly bracelet | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #78 | java cookie | 7 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #288 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #216 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #144 | short-handled mop | 1 |
| #190 | slingshot | 2 |
| #186 | slug of shochu | 2 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #400 | sparkler | 16 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #138 | unnamed cocktail | 1 |
| #204 | unquiet spirits | 3 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |