| #245 | 1-ball | 23 |
| #214 | 2-ball | 29 |
| #236 | 3-ball | 25 |
| #230 | 4-ball | 26 |
| #240 | 5-ball | 24 |
| #295 | 6-ball | 17 |
| #214 | 7-ball | 31 |
| #195 | 9-ball | 6 |
| #199 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 17 |
| #134 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #18 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 28 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥉 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 6 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #9 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 4 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #8 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 5 |
| #4 | Libram of Divine Favors | 5 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #250 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #59 | antique greaves | 201 |
| #106 | antique helmet | 102 |
| #70 | antique shield | 176 |
| #278 | antique spear | 29 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #27 | ball-in-a-cup | 5 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #156 | black snowcone | 25 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| 🥉 | bottle of gin | 148,966 |
| #50 | bottle of rum | 2,500 |
| #28 | bottle of tequila | 2,500 |
| #31 | bottle of vodka | 2,500 |
| #41 | bottle of whiskey | 2,500 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #2100 | box of sunshine | 61 |
| #28 | boxed wine | 2,500 |
| #466 | brick | 83 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #46 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 183 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #322 | disassembled clover | 252 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #169 | dry noodles | 1,000 |
| #17 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 3,014 |
| #16 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 2,113 |
| #25 | dusty bottle of Port | 1,213 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #116 | flute of flat champagne | 139 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #135 | handful of hand chalk | 414 |
| #9 | handmade hobby horse | 11 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #4 | jar of swamp gas | 38,813 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #8 | jitterbug larva | 1 |
| #213 | joybuzzer | 132 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #117 | little paper umbrella | 1,000 |
| #14 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 5 |
| #142 | mushroom pizza | 15 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #54 | natty blue ascot | 6 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #12 | navel ring of navel gazing | 2 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #7 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1,066 |
| #155 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #47 | oriole-feather headdress | 25 |
| #19 | party hat | 1,337 |
| #31 | penguin skin | 11,297 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #53 | plain pizza | 300 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #13 | probability potion | 11,872 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #48 | roll of toilet paper | 2,000 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #108 | sausage pizza | 31 |
| #152 | scrumptious reagent | 1,000 |
| #49 | set of jacks | 3 |
| #12 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 250 |
| #34 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1,693 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #4 | strange shiny disc | 2,456 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #9 | stuffed astral badger | 4,625 |
| 🥈 | swirly potion | 35,000 |
| #128 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 7 |
| #9 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2,500 |
| #29 | tropical paperweight | 10 |
| #185 | tropical wrapping paper | 5 |
| #15 | twinkly wad | 155,897 |
| #26 | wedge of gray cheese | 2 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #165 | zombie pineal gland | 25 |