| š„ | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #507 | Crimbuck | 2,010 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #575 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #906 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #312 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #290 | green clay bead | 36 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #798 | hobo nickel | 130 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1156 | old sweatpants | 29 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #356 | pink clay bead | 37 |
| #457 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #301 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #719 | red class ring | 7 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #444 | s'more | 2 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7776 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #601 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #754 | white class ring | 5 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |