| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #506 | Crimbuck | 2,010 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #574 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #575 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #516 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #313 | figurine of a slippery seal | 5 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #287 | green clay bead | 36 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #685 | heart-shaped balloon | 5 |
| #797 | hobo nickel | 130 |
| #72 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1152 | old sweatpants | 29 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #351 | pink clay bead | 37 |
| #458 | pink glowstick | 5 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #299 | purple clay bead | 10 |
| #284 | purple glowstick | 5 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1521 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #437 | s'more | 2 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |