| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #552 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 37 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #657 | black-and-blue light | 20 |
| #653 | blue plasma ball | 21 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #546 | cheap studded belt | 36 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #772 | dollhive | 8 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #540 | flavored foot massage oil | 34 |
| #513 | foam dart | 43 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #3718 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #573 | iGoogly | 31 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #42 | marshmallow | 3,793 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #492 | personal massager | 20 |
| #657 | personalized coffee mug | 39 |
| #115 | pink glowstick | 15 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2583 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #494 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 49 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #8944 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7775 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7831 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7048 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6910 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8880 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #339 | synthetic stuffing | 29 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8219 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8110 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1590 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1709 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #11 | water pipe bomb | 12,937 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |