| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #536 | Amulet of Yendor | 37 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #87 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 22 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #136 | Boss Bat britches | 85 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #528 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #618 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #699 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #478 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| 🥈 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 10 |
| #4 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 10 |
| 🥈 | Mayflower bouquet | 10 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #5 | bad penguin egg | 10 |
| #450 | badass belt | 100 |
| #920 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #430 | black snowcone | 7 |
| #257 | bottle of goofballs | 90 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #860 | brick | 38 |
| #626 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #705 | club necklace | 10 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| 🥉 | dandy lion cub | 10 |
| #578 | defective skull | 35 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #229 | easter egg balloon | 79 |
| #490 | encoder ring | 32 |
| #668 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #719 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #691 | fake fake vomit | 43 |
| #626 | fake hand | 43 |
| #171 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #229 | grue egg | 96 |
| #1411 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #698 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #859 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #675 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 41 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #670 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 35 |
| #701 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #713 | radium-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #13 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 67 |
| #1011 | roll of toilet paper | 45 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #762 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #672 | rubber emo roe | 45 |
| #1381 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1667 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #1677 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1294 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #1779 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2090 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1466 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #1311 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1835 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1924 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1925 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #1410 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1462 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1252 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |
| #75 | turtle pheromones | 100 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #855 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #766 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #659 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #506 | x-ray specs | 39 |
| #813 | yellow snowcone | 38 |