| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #536 | Amulet of Yendor | 37 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #88 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 22 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #137 | Boss Bat britches | 85 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #526 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #479 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 5 |
| 🥈 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 10 |
| #4 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 10 |
| 🥈 | Mayflower bouquet | 10 |
| #420 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 7 |
| #5 | bad penguin egg | 10 |
| #450 | badass belt | 100 |
| #922 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #431 | black snowcone | 7 |
| #253 | bottle of goofballs | 90 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #860 | brick | 38 |
| #627 | clown hammer | 42 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| 🥉 | dandy lion cub | 10 |
| #579 | defective skull | 35 |
| #999 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #230 | easter egg balloon | 79 |
| #490 | encoder ring | 32 |
| #666 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #721 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 36 |
| #693 | fake fake vomit | 43 |
| #626 | fake hand | 43 |
| #172 | green glowstick | 9 |
| #225 | grue egg | 96 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #699 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #860 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #674 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 41 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #667 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 35 |
| #703 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 40 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #711 | radium-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #12 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 67 |
| #1010 | roll of toilet paper | 45 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #761 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #671 | rubber emo roe | 45 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1660 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #1673 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #1288 | stuffed angry cow | 39 |
| #1777 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #2080 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1461 | stuffed cocoabo | 34 |
| #1307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1918 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #1917 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #1409 | stuffed scary death orb | 37 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1461 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1917 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1250 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 41 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1079 | towel | 5 |
| #76 | turtle pheromones | 100 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #856 | whoopie cushion | 32 |
| #765 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #658 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 25 |
| #508 | x-ray specs | 39 |
| #816 | yellow snowcone | 38 |