| #34 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 9 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1495 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #128 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 5 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1269 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #208 | gloomy black mushroom | 16 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #6 | ointment of the occult | 1,355 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |