| #89 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #235 | Divine | 2 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #530 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #224 | Mae West | 3 |
| #246 | Mon Tiki | 3 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #215 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #224 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #47 | Uncle Romulus | 27 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #281 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #755 | astral mushroom | 6 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #173 | banana | 41 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #918 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1216 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1694 | box of sunshine | 96 |
| #1473 | brick | 12 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #210 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #36 | colorful plastic ball | 3,500 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| 🥉 | crazy little Turkish delight | 64,634 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #279 | divine blowout | 38 |
| #268 | divine can of silly string | 52 |
| #263 | divine champagne flute | 30 |
| #320 | divine champagne popper | 9 |
| #335 | divine cracker | 9 |
| #429 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #499 | enchanted bean | 2 |
| #849 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #924 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #204 | fettucini Inconnu | 3 |
| #405 | filthy lucre | 95 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #766 | green candy heart | 6 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #455 | hobo nickel | 544 |
| #266 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #176 | jar of swamp gas | 400 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #597 | lavender candy heart | 15 |
| #266 | llama lama gong | 7 |
| #418 | lowercase N | 20 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #982 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #805 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #17 | smoldering box | 6 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #41 | studded leather boxer shorts | 100 |
| #3140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1875 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #722 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #1245 | tiny house | 20 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | wad of slimy rags | 1,248 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #540 | white candy heart | 25 |
| #198 | white candygram | 2 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| #850 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |