| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #234 | Divine | 2 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #529 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #220 | Mae West | 3 |
| #244 | Mon Tiki | 3 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #46 | Uncle Romulus | 27 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #282 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 7 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #756 | astral mushroom | 6 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #174 | banana | 41 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1215 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1691 | box of sunshine | 96 |
| #1471 | brick | 12 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #209 | can of black paint | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #36 | colorful plastic ball | 3,500 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #4 | crazy little Turkish delight | 64,634 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1036 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #279 | divine blowout | 38 |
| #267 | divine can of silly string | 52 |
| #262 | divine champagne flute | 30 |
| #320 | divine champagne popper | 9 |
| #335 | divine cracker | 9 |
| #428 | divine noisemaker | 5 |
| #499 | enchanted bean | 2 |
| #848 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #203 | fettucini Inconnu | 3 |
| #407 | filthy lucre | 95 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #768 | green candy heart | 6 |
| #155 | green candygram | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #457 | hobo nickel | 544 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #176 | jar of swamp gas | 400 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #598 | lavender candy heart | 15 |
| #267 | llama lama gong | 7 |
| #418 | lowercase N | 20 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #923 | orange candy heart | 4 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #807 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #16 | smoldering box | 6 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #352 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #41 | studded leather boxer shorts | 100 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #724 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #1246 | tiny house | 20 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | wad of slimy rags | 1,248 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #543 | white candy heart | 25 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #15 | wrench handle | 1 |
| #852 | yellow candy heart | 9 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |