| #801 | 1-ball | 4 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1329 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #463 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 6 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #810 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #797 | handful of hand chalk | 12 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #652 | pool cue | 5 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #677 | ring of aggravate monster | 5 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |