| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 | 9 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #993 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #386 | Instant Karma | 17 |
| #91 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
| #239 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #745 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #670 | antique shield | 3 |
| #647 | antique spear | 4 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3275 | badass belt | 13 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #519 | blue snowcone | 10 |
| #9 | bottle of perfume | 10 |
| #1204 | box of sunshine | 179 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #70 | deck of tropical cards | 5 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1241 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #277 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #514 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #1189 | grue egg | 22 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #784 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #465 | orange snowcone | 18 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #598 | pile of dusty animal bones | 3 |
| #765 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #481 | purple snowcone | 18 |
| #487 | red snowcone | 12 |
| #6295 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6273 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6979 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7829 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6908 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #62 | tropical paperweight | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #606 | white candy heart | 17 |
| #690 | yellow candy heart | 19 |