| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 | 9 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #381 | Instant Karma | 17 |
| #92 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
| #241 | anniversary gift box | 9 |
| #743 | antique helmet | 2 |
| #669 | antique shield | 3 |
| #643 | antique spear | 4 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #520 | blue snowcone | 10 |
| #8 | bottle of perfume | 10 |
| #1200 | box of sunshine | 179 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #71 | deck of tropical cards | 5 |
| #1143 | duct tape | 16 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #278 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #515 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #1187 | grue egg | 22 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #786 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #464 | orange snowcone | 18 |
| #84 | outrageous sombrero | 3 |
| #595 | pile of dusty animal bones | 3 |
| #767 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #481 | purple snowcone | 18 |
| #488 | red snowcone | 12 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #63 | tropical paperweight | 5 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #609 | white candy heart | 17 |
| #694 | yellow candy heart | 19 |