| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1005 | Mad Train wine | 28 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #641 | battered Crimbo Crate | 14 |
| #523 | bilge wine | 11 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #459 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #541 | elven limbos gingerbread | 25 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #918 | pet rock | 8 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #926 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #944 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2571 | toast | 24 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |