| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1004 | Mad Train wine | 28 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #640 | battered Crimbo Crate | 14 |
| #523 | bilge wine | 11 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #458 | dusty Crimbo crate | 24 |
| #542 | elven limbos gingerbread | 25 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #926 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4139 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2571 | toast | 24 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1272 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |