| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
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| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #291 | Bash-ÅŒs cereal | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #291 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #257 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #231 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #197 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #323 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #298 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #283 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #88 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 2 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #525 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #552 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #105 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #216 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #502 | centipede eggs | 3 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #740 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #175 | escargotsicle | 2 |
| #834 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #633 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #176 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #211 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #78 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #280 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #260 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #723 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #73 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1357 | toast | 317 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #648 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |