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| #290 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #288 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 1 |
| #254 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 1 |
| #227 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 1 |
| #226 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 1 |
| #194 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 1 |
| #322 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 1 |
| #296 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 1 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #676 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #394 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 2 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #525 | ballroom blintz | 2 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #801 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #104 | booty chest charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2873 | candied yams | 1 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #80 | cannonball charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #214 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #501 | centipede eggs | 3 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #174 | escargotsicle | 2 |
| #831 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #87 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #174 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #209 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #257 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #81 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #72 | tarrrnished charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1356 | toast | 317 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #644 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |