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| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #530 | Gnollish pie tin | 3 |
| #1492 | Imp Ale | 12 |
| #1334 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #761 | Mountain Stream soda | 6 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #599 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #983 | cog | 4 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #561 | fancy bath salts | 10 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #907 | flaregun | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #661 | gnoll teeth | 2 |
| #642 | gob of wet hair | 7 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1079 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #1497 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #589 | inkwell | 2 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #355 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1277 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1206 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1851 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #599 | skewer | 5 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #1056 | spider web | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #862 | spring | 5 |
| #285 | stale baguette | 5 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3414 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #680 | tattered scrap of paper | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |