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| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #529 | Gnollish pie tin | 3 |
| #1492 | Imp Ale | 12 |
| #1335 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #758 | Mountain Stream soda | 6 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #543 | beer lens | 2 |
| #598 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #919 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #981 | cog | 4 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #307 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #303 | dusty left third rear claw | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #561 | fancy bath salts | 10 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #660 | gnoll teeth | 2 |
| #643 | gob of wet hair | 7 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1083 | handful of hand chalk | 4 |
| #587 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #1495 | ice-cold Willer | 2 |
| #590 | inkwell | 2 |
| #1471 | ion grid | 3 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #355 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 5 |
| #840 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1278 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #642 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1855 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #599 | skewer | 5 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #1055 | spider web | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #860 | spring | 5 |
| #286 | stale baguette | 5 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #681 | tattered scrap of paper | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |