| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #289 | banana | 20 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2009 | box of sunshine | 67 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #576 | chloroform rag | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #296 | disassembled clover | 300 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #819 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #298 | grue egg omelette | 9 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #7 | loose teeth | 57,662 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |