| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1415 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #415 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #253 | banana | 24 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1261 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1506 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #51 | demon whip | 2 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #821 | dollhive | 7 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1011 | lemon | 5 |
| #361 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #315 | philter of phorce | 2 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #316 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 8 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2533 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
| #324 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |