| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #413 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #255 | banana | 24 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #74 | cosmic lemonade | 2 |
| #51 | demon whip | 2 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #820 | dollhive | 7 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1013 | lemon | 5 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #314 | philter of phorce | 2 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #313 | scorpion whip | 2 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 8 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #322 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |