| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #124 | Goodfella contract | 423 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #213 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 4 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #137 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #254 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #204 | blue glowstick | 8 |
| #252 | bottle of alcohol | 13 |
| #1910 | box of sunshine | 74 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| 🥇 | chunk of rock salt | 61,000 |
| #424 | commemorative war stein | 30 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #280 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #114 | duct tape wallet | 26 |
| #262 | fancy seashell necklace | 30 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1811 | grue egg | 13 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #588 | jar of swamp gas | 47 |
| #49 | lesser grodulated violet | 483 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #69 | purple glowstick | 20 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1316 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #155 | star key lime pie | 6 |
| #44 | tin magnolia | 491 |
| #583 | towel | 15 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #42 | upsy daisy | 452 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |